All my favorite oxymorons compiled into one spot:

            
        Jumbo shrimp
        
        Old news

        Pygmy mammoth

        Inside Out

        Civil war

        Tactical mistake

        Divine punishment

        Upside down

        Happy Valentine's Day

        Stop motion

        Living dead

        British people
        
        Small crowd

        A bee 

        Funny Josh

        0 words

        Pretty ugly

        Open secret

        Mainstream alternative

        Original copy

        Found missing

        One-man band

        Virtual reality

        Dumbo octopus (because they're smart)

        Only choice

        Hot cold

        Aspiring Buddhist

        Wetland

        Living Saint

        Golf rules

        Bigger Half 

        Light weight

        Everything bagel

        Cowfish

        Phone book

        Icelandic murderer